It’s a slow news day in North America today, as millions of Americans get ready to carve their Turkeys and roast their giblets, or whatever…
So, in honor of our American friends and their Turkeys, we offer this…
Cinescape.Com has posted their Holiday list of top 10 DVD Turkeys. The worst movies available on DVD…
Click here Gobble! for the Cinescape article.
Now in the Spirit of the Season, I have compiled my own Big Turkey list. I didn’t have time to verify if these are available on DVD, but these are the WORST movies I’ve ever seen…
1 – LISA (1990) – The only film I have ever walked out of.
2 – MOVIE HOUSE MASSACRE (1984) – This is a horror movie?
3 – SEXBOMB (1989) – A totally unfunny and unsexy Sex Comedy
4 – SAVAGE FURY (?) – Very boring Killer-Indian-in-the-Old-West story filmed in 3 rooms (??)
5 – CREEPOZOIDS (1987) – Super-cheesy ALIENS rip-off with Linnea Quigley
6 – TROG (1970) – Joan Crawford meets the Ape man… Nuff said?
7 – THE DEMONS OF LUDLOW (1983) – A haunted piano wreaks havoc on the Amish
8 – A*P*E* (1976) – AKA ATTACK OF THE GIANT HORNY GORILLA starring Joanna Kerns!
9 – THE HORROR OF PARTY BEACH (1964) – BOOOOOOOO!
10 – SLASH PART 13 (1991) – The most hilarious bad movie ever.
Now, I want you all to look deep down in the *censored*les of your hearts, and come up with your own lists, and feel free to post em here in the comments…
This Thanksgiving, we want to know what you hate…
Then I’ll compile a Best of the Worst list from your responses, and the best list just may win a prize! So make sure to include you email address in your response…
